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Grey unisex t-shirt with Stand Back I'm a Professional text and outlet with fork graphic
Closeup of Stand Back I'm a Professional t-shirt with outlet and fork design in black print
Man wearing grey Stand Back I'm a Professional t-shirt with humorous outlet and fork graphic
Woman in grey crew neck Stand Back I'm a Professional t-shirt with funny outlet and fork design
Woman wearing grey v-neck Stand Back I'm a Professional t-shirt with comical outlet and fork graphic
Grey unisex t-shirt with Stand Back I'm a Professional text and outlet with fork graphic
Closeup of Stand Back I'm a Professional t-shirt with outlet and fork design in black print
Man wearing grey Stand Back I'm a Professional t-shirt with humorous outlet and fork graphic
Woman in grey crew neck Stand Back I'm a Professional t-shirt with funny outlet and fork design
Woman wearing grey v-neck Stand Back I'm a Professional t-shirt with comical outlet and fork graphic
Novelty Genius

Stand Back I’m a Professional – T-Shirt

Style:  Men Crew

Size:  S

$12
$12
$20
Style
Men Crew
Size
S

Stand Back I’m a Professional – T-Shirt

$12
$12
$20
Style:Men Crew
Size:S
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Description

For anyone who thinks bad ideas make the best stories, this sarcastic tee is a must-have. Great for parties, office gag gifts, or everyday laughs, it’s the shirt that proves some people just shouldn’t be trusted with a fork. A cheeky nod to reckless confidence, offered in mens and womens premium cotton fits.

Fit & Features

  • The tee you’ll reach for every day — soft, breathable, and built for lasting comfort. Made from soft-style midweight fabric with a modern classic fit, and has a soft finish you’ll love to wear. After printing, each item is cured under high heat to prevent fading and flaking.
  • Material:
  • Black: 100% Ringspun Cotton
  • Sport Grey: 90% Ringspun Cotton / 10% Polyester
  • Care: Machine wash warm, tumble dry
  • Fit: Predominantly true to size. If in between sizes, we recommend going up one size as garments shrink 1–2%.
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Shipping
  • $5 flat fee for standard shipping (any order size)
  • Free standard shipping on orders over $39
  • All orders are printed fresh at Novelty Genius in Glenview, IL
  • Estimated shipping times (includes printing and transit):
    • Standard: 6–8 business days
    • Priority: 3–5 business days
Returns & Exchanges
  • Returns/exchanges accepted within 90 days of purchase
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