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Heather gray women's crewneck tee with US Capitol icon and text This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, political humor shirt
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Heather grey unisex graphic t-shirt with U.S. Capitol design and text “This is why we can’t have nice things.”
Close-up of heather grey t-shirt graphic featuring the U.S. Capitol and text “This is why we can’t have nice things.”
Man wearing a heather grey graphic t-shirt with the U.S. Capitol and text “This is why we can’t have nice things.”
Heather gray women's crewneck tee with US Capitol icon and text This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, political humor shirt
Heather gray women's V-neck tee with US Capitol icon and text This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, witty political graphic
Heather grey unisex graphic t-shirt with U.S. Capitol design and text “This is why we can’t have nice things.”
Close-up of heather grey t-shirt graphic featuring the U.S. Capitol and text “This is why we can’t have nice things.”
Man wearing a heather grey graphic t-shirt with the U.S. Capitol and text “This is why we can’t have nice things.”
Heather gray women's crewneck tee with US Capitol icon and text This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, political humor shirt
Heather gray women's V-neck tee with US Capitol icon and text This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, witty political graphic
Novelty Genius

We Can't Have Nice Things – T-Shirt

Style:  Men Crew

Size:  S

$12
$12
$20
Style
Men Crew
Size
S

We Can't Have Nice Things – T-Shirt

$12
$12
$20
Style:Men Crew
Size:S
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Description

When politics ruins everything, sometimes sarcasm is all that’s left. This tee makes a sharp, witty statement that says it all: This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things. A sharp gift for sarcasm fans, political junkies, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor. Made in soft premium cotton for both mens and womens fits.

Fit & Features

  • The tee you’ll reach for every day — soft, breathable, and built for lasting comfort. Made from soft-style midweight fabric with a modern classic fit, and has a soft finish you’ll love to wear. After printing, each item is cured under high heat to prevent fading and flaking.
  • Material:
  • Black: 100% Ringspun Cotton
  • Sport Grey: 90% Ringspun Cotton / 10% Polyester
  • Care: Machine wash warm, tumble dry
  • Fit: Predominantly true to size. If in between sizes, we recommend going up one size as garments shrink 1–2%.
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Shipping
  • $5 flat fee for standard shipping (any order size)
  • Free standard shipping on orders over $39
  • All orders are printed fresh at Novelty Genius in Glenview, IL
  • Estimated shipping times (includes printing and transit):
    • Standard: 6–8 business days
    • Priority: 3–5 business days
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  • Returns/exchanges accepted within 90 days of purchase
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