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Black graphic tee with white text that says "Everything Hurts" – funny unisex casual T-shirt.
Close-up view of black T-shirt with bold white text "Everything Hurts" – funny workout and casual tee.
Man wearing black "Everything Hurts" T-shirt standing against wooden background, casual funny gym shirt.
Woman wearing fitted black "Everything Hurts" graphic tee outdoors, funny casual women’s shirt.
Woman indoors wearing black v-neck T-shirt with white "Everything Hurts" text, humorous women’s tee.
Black graphic tee with white text that says "Everything Hurts" – funny unisex casual T-shirt.
Close-up view of black T-shirt with bold white text "Everything Hurts" – funny workout and casual tee.
Man wearing black "Everything Hurts" T-shirt standing against wooden background, casual funny gym shirt.
Woman wearing fitted black "Everything Hurts" graphic tee outdoors, funny casual women’s shirt.
Woman indoors wearing black v-neck T-shirt with white "Everything Hurts" text, humorous women’s tee.
Novelty Genius

Everything Hurts – T-Shirt

Style:  Men Crew

Size:  S

$12
$12
$20
Style
Men Crew
Size
S

Everything Hurts – T-Shirt

$12
$12
$20
Style:Men Crew
Size:S
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Description

Whether it’s leg day, yard work, or just standing up too fast — this shirt says it all. “Everything Hurts” delivers a laugh for anyone who feels the wear and tear of life, from weekend warriors to dads groaning out of their recliners. A witty gift for gym rats, husbands, or anyone who swears their warranty expired at 40. Available in durable, comfortable mens and womens sizes.

Fit & Features

  • The tee you’ll reach for every day — soft, breathable, and built for lasting comfort. Made from soft-style midweight fabric with a modern classic fit, and has a soft finish you’ll love to wear. After printing, each item is cured under high heat to prevent fading and flaking.
  • Material:
  • Black: 100% Ringspun Cotton
  • Sport Grey: 90% Ringspun Cotton / 10% Polyester
  • Care: Machine wash warm, tumble dry
  • Fit: Predominantly true to size. If in between sizes, we recommend going up one size as garments shrink 1–2%.
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Shipping
  • $5 flat fee for standard shipping (any order size)
  • Free standard shipping on orders over $39
  • All orders are printed fresh at Novelty Genius in Glenview, IL
  • Estimated shipping times (includes printing and transit):
    • Standard: 6–8 business days
    • Priority: 3–5 business days
Returns & Exchanges
  • Returns/exchanges accepted within 90 days of purchase
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